After weeks of extensive research, I-resign.com have determined the six most desirable jobs in the world. The criteria we used to chose the jobs were: Power, the ability to order people around and influence events; Fame, the degree to which a person is recognized globally; Wealth, how much money this job can make for you. Finally, we considered overall job satisfaction, how good having this job would make you feel on a day-to-day basis. These ratings are taken to be the maximum you can achieve for each position.
Qualifications
American citizenship, ties with big business, a presidential dad, male, white.
(NB Need not necessarily win more votes than your opponent in the election)
Location
Washington DC, USA
Salary & Perks
$200,000 (not including a non-taxable $50,000 expense account)Presidential jumbo jetThe White HousePower to wage war and unleash a thermonuclear arsenalA coterie of Secret Service bodyguardsLucrative memoirs and speaking career after leaving officeDrawbacks
Possibility of assassinationLoss of private lifeResponsibility for the security of the free worldRatings
Power 95%
Wealth 30%
Fame 95%
Satisfaction 60%
Interested?
http://www.whitehouse.gov
Qualifications
None, you just need to be born lucky. It helps if you're the eldest son in most cases.
Location
A country estate, magnificent townhouse or luxury apartment, probably in Europe
Salary & Perks
A true member of the landed gentry would never reveal his or her private income. However, being able to live off the interest on the interest from your family's accumulated wealth means that money will not be a worryAn entry in Who's Who?Automatic upgrade to First Class seats in planes, trains, theatres and restaurantsUndue influence in the affairs of your countryDrawbacks
Unable to vote in a British general electionThe inherited tendency towards madness and rare genetic diseasesIncomprehensibly affected speechThose funny aristocratic lips and eyes that make you look like a posh pink fishYour house (pronounced 'hice') is too big to heat and you cannot make alterations to it due to its listed building statusYou'll be first up against the wall in the event of revolution, or at least in the queue behind lawyers, politicians and dotcom millionaires.Ratings
Power 33%
Wealth 90%
Fame 50%
Satisfaction 40%
Interested?
Bad luck. Unless you're an aristocrat already or about to marry one, forget about it!
Qualifications
Physically fit and healthyPhotogenicLiberal-mindedAble to get along with lots of new and different peopleLocation
Anywhere from a filthy shed in the outskirts of Bucharest to a sun-blessed beach in the Maldives
Salary & Perks
Once you've got to the top of the greasy career pole, you can name your own priceOwner of an imaginative and amusing nameLots of sex in many different positionsMeet and get to know dozens of new and interesting peopleEnjoy international stardom and become an object of desire
Drawbacks
General wear and tearFeeling of being 'all shagged out'Get through a lot of mouthwashPeople don't recognize you with your clothes onRatings
Power 10%
Wealth 30%
Fame 30%
Satisfaction 90%
Interested?
http://www.adultstaffing.com
Qualifications
YouthDistinctive imageAble to sing, dance, write or play music adequately.ShowmanshipLocation
It certainly helps if you succeed in becoming successful globally, so a lot of travel may be necessary
Salary & Perks
Get it right and ultimate fame and fortune are certainYour fame guarantees opportunities to side-step into other careers if the records stop sellingLimitless drink, drugs, travelVIP suite at the recovery clinic when all of the above get too muchAdoration from your fans
Drawbacks
The bigger you are, the harder you'll fallConstant press attentionStalkersOnly as good as your last recordCareer is prone to sudden changes in a musical fashion (though this can work both ways, a career may be revived decades after its first blooming)Tragically early death after inhaling own vomit/crashing high-performance car/munching burgers in between handfuls of uppers and downers while sitting on the toiletRatings
Power 25%
Wealth 90%
Fame 90%
Satisfaction 80%
Interested?
Form a band, learn to be a great DJ, write memorable songs, get a record deal and you're well on your way.
Qualifications
Piercing insightExperimental rigourAbnormal mental abilitiesCommitmentGeneral learnednessLocation
Anywhere with laboratory facilities. This could include a lunar base, rickety old shed or imposing, gun-studded corporate facility
Salary & Perks
Unless you win a Nobel Prize (about $943,000 or £646,000) or your discoveries have serious commercial applications, the pay may not be great, but you will be wined and dined by the great and good.Books will be written about you, you will be welcome at society dinner tablesThe unique satisfaction that follows single-handedly expanding the boundaries of the known universeDrawbacks
Years of frustration when your work is ignored or ridiculed by foolsSingular geniuses can be difficult to live or work with. Einstein - OK, he had the face of a kind uncle, but also the fists of a prize-fighter and a quick temperCrisis of conscience over what you have unwittingly unleashed upon the worldRatings
Power 30%
Wealth 15%
Fame 65%
Satisfaction 90%
Interested?
Somehow formulate a new way of seeing the world and the phenomena therein
http://www.nobel.se
Qualifications
Venerable sagacitySagacious venerabilityDivinityProne to spontaneous visions of the Grandeur of CreationAbility to accomplish feats of healing or spiritual insight at the drop of a hatLocation
Two types of the mystic: Those who walk the earth spreading the good word to all who will listen and those who live a life of ascetic but blissful isolation in the wilderness. Take your pick.
Salary & Perks
If you have a loyal flock, every material need will hopefully be catered forSpiritual wholenessImmaterial well-beingDaily congress with the GodheadEventual ascent unto paradise and/or rapturous union with the cosmosDrawbacks
If you're a mystic guru of repute and good standing, nothing on this Earth could possibly get to you (that is unless it dawns on you that the universe is merely a dreadful, cold, infinite mistake)Have to be prepared to spend forty days in the wilderness at some point in your career. Risk of crucifixion or other cruel/unusual punishmentRatings
Power 100%
Wealth 20%
Fame 100%
Satisfaction 100%
Interested?
Cut out drinking, smoking, all vice and moral corruption and, in some cases, food and you might be in with a chance.
Whichever takes your fancy, good luck!
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